Monday, August 20, 2007

Prank Call to Arms

"The following are transcripts from actual phone calls to military recruiters. The officers' names have been changed to protect the somewhat innocent. This is the first of a two-part series." -

The other thing, I'm a real clotheshound, and I gotta admit, I kind of like the uniforms, but I'm not into green for the most part.

Actually, we're wearing a digital pattern now, and it's blue and tan.

Can you spice it up with some yellows or reds?

No, you can't.

Is your underwear also camouflage?

No, that's pretty much up to you.

So you can go wild with underwear—and socks, maybe?

Yeah.

Good, 'cause I've got a lot of red and yellow stripes, I'm a huge yellow and red freak. - Link

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