The Maid Missed a Day

A friend in high school was an EMT. He said that he went on a few calls to places like this. The trick... Vicks on the upper lip to kill the smell. Yay! - Link

Jon Stewart Absolutely Destroys CNBC

"If you like CNBC you will probably not enjoy this clip. Jon Stewart, jilted by CNBC's Howard Beale-esque ranting reporter Rick Santellii, fills the time that would have been dedicated to an interview with more than 8 minutes of .... well, let's just say that we're glad that we're not them." - The Consumerist

Ana's Story

"After a lifetime of being different and a series of surgeries, a new chapter in Ana Rodarte's life was opening." - LA Times

Parenting. Not for Everyone.

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Dog Found Alive After Being Lost at Sea

"When Jan and Dave Griffith lost their beloved pet, an Australian cattle dog named Sophie Tucker, on a boating trip last November, they thought she was gone for good." - LA Times

Accessory, Drowned, Heinous, Et cetera

There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good,
She was very, very good,
But when she was bad,
she was a nuclear whorehead? - Link and Link

Congress Passes Bill Easing Bank Laws

Congress approved landmark legislation today that opens the door for a new era on Wall Street in which commercial banks, securities houses and insurers will find it easier and cheaper to enter one another's businesses.

The measure, considered by many the most important banking legislation in 66 years, was approved in the Senate by a vote of 90 to 8 and in the House tonight by 362 to 57. The bill will now be sent to the president, who is expected to sign it, aides said. It would become one of the most significant achievements this year by the White House and the Republicans leading the 106th Congress.

''Today Congress voted to update the rules that have governed financial services since the Great Depression and replace them with a system for the 21st century,'' Treasury Secretary Lawrence H. Summers said. ''This historic legislation will better enable American companies to compete in the new economy.''

The decision to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act of 1933 provoked dire warnings from a handful of dissenters that the deregulation of Wall Street would someday wreak havoc on the nation's financial system. The original idea behind Glass-Steagall was that separation between bankers and brokers would reduce the potential conflicts of interest that were thought to have contributed to the speculative stock frenzy before the Depression. - The New York Times

Still In One Piece

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"A minor earthquake occurred at 7:42:44 PM (PST) on Friday, January 23, 2009. The magnitude 3.4 event occurred 2 km (1 miles) WNW of Marina del Rey, CA. The hypocentral depth is 7 km ( 5 miles)." - Link

New Fault Raises Threat of Eastern Earthquakes

"A newfound earthquake fault in Arkansas could eventually be the site of a major earthquake that would rock much of the south and east, according to news reports. A major gas pipeline is said to be near the fault and at risk." - Link

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